Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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