and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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