its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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