I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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