There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He did a backflip because drugs
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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