"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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