i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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