Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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