i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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