Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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