Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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