i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
