i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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