i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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