5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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