What did we do last night that was yellow?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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