apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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