My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
barbara walters just said penis...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The ass gains better be worth it
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