I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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