i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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