thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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