16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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