she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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