i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
