i don't like sucking hair
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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