i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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