i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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