How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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