Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
