you guys were way drunker than both of me
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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