i wish my penis had a tongue
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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