Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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