I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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