i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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