I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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