so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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