tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My vagina just recognized that song.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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