It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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