I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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