Where is the hickey?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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