At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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