Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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