Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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