just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
