I'm gonna have a badass scar
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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