Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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