Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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