carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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