I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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