in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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