Only a mothe r could love this liver
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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