We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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